Now Hiring: Paper Fanner

While fanning a ream of paper to put in the copier....

"I just love doing this. I could do this all day. I wish this was my job."

Case of the Coat Thief

"I knew I took someone else's coat from the party, but I couldn't find mine."

Disinfected hair, the newest fad

"I'm so tired. I was just in the ladies room and I almost used Lysol in my hair instead of hairspray!"